"The Emotive power of a Cotton Bud"  10"x8" oils  £2,000,000 or near offer.

This stunning work of art deserves an explanation:-

 I felt the juxtaposition of the sublime etherealism against the powerful earthly emotion emanating from this piece of art(sic) was truly overwhelming....

If you believe that load of old bollocks then please send me your bank details.

And then head off to a neurologist to see if he can find a brain cell.... hahahahahaha